Spectral Lake Picnic

CHARLOTTE: Anyway, I want to hear about how you’re doing. I know that you’re getting a criminal justice degree and all that, but I’d like to know your ‘tragic backstory’.

CHRIS: (laughing) What?

CHARLOTTE: We’ve all got a tragic backstory, bud. In all seriousness, I just want to know why you moved all the way up here. This town isn’t exactly popular. I’d also like to know all the juicy details of your home life.

CHRIS: ...Alright, alright! I’d just like a bit of preparation next time I’m suddenly thrust onto Oprah.

CHARLOTTE: *giggle*